Keeping Busy in Prison...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Mar 13, 2007.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Three convicts were on the way to prison: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead . They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.

    On the bus, the brunette turned to the redhead and said, "So, what did you bring?" The redhead pulled out a box of paints and stated that she intended to paint anything she could. She wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail."

    Then the redhead asked the brunette, "What did you bring?" The brunette pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games."

    The blonde was sitting quietly aside, grinning to herself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?" In response, the blonde pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. She said, "I brought these." The brunette and the redhead were clearly puzzled.

    She grinned, pointed to the box and said, "According to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating...."
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [LMAO] [LMAO]
  3. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    I must advise you to cease and desist. This was not a joke to blondes that have to have the joke explained to them. Under the provisions of the ADA, if something limits life activity, it is a handicap. Therefore, you.... I mean, the blondes, are handicapped.
  4. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I thought from the title it might have been the one about the 3 guys that were each getting 20 years in solitary and got to take 1 thing in with them. The first guy takes a full library of books, the second takes a beautiful woman and the third takes cases and cases of cigarettes. When they open the doors after their incarseration the first man comes out spouting all sorts of philosophy and literairy quotes, the second guy comes out followed by his woman and all their children, the they open the third door and an insane man comes out slapping at his chest and pockets, grabs the first person he sees by the shirt and screams at the, 'Dose anybody have some matches?'

    I like this one too though....reminds me of someone I know. lol
  5. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

  6. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    huh???? [dunno]



    leave me alone in my little funk...I'm kind of enjoying it..and they know me here.... :rolleyes:
  7. BigUglyOne

    BigUglyOne Monkey+++ Founding Member

    What the funk is wrong with you ???[LMAO]

    Sorry - hadda do it ! Everything ok ?
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