Keeping You Up To Date: Playboy magazine reportedly offered Sarah Palin $4,000,000 to pose nude in an upcoming issue. Michelle Obama was offered $50 by National Geographic. In other news... we all remember when KFC offered a "Hillary" meal, consisting of two small breasts and two large thighs. Now KFC is offering the "Obama Cabinet Bucket." It consists of nothing but left wings and chicken shit. Just keeping you up to date..... Oh yes, you are going to forward this, aren't you!