Kenneth

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghostrider, Mar 7, 2007.


  1. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    Senator Hillary Clinton recently went to a primary school in Ithaca, New York, to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time.


    One little boy puts up his hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is.


    [SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1]"Kenneth."[/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE]​


    [SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1]"And what is your question, Kenneth?"[/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE]​


    [SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1]"I have three questions:[/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE]​


    [SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1]1 .... Whatever happened to your medical health care plan?[/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE]​

    [SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1]2 .... Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?[/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE]​

    [SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1]3 .... Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"[/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE]​


    [SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1]Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE]​


    [SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1]When they resume Hillary says "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"[/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE]​


    [SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1]A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE]​


    [SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1]"Larry."[/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE]​


    [SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1]"And what is your question, Larry?"[/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE]​


    [SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1]"I have 5 questions:[/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE]​


    [SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1]1 .... Whatever happened to your medical health care plan?[/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE]​

    [SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1]2 .... Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?[/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE]​

    [SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1]3 .... Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?[/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE]​

    [SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1]4 .... Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?[/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE]​

    [SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1][SIZE=+1]5 .... What happened to Kenneth?"[/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE]​
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  2. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    [LMAO] Good one!

    There we're an awful lot of "untimely" deaths surrounding the Clinton administration. [dunno]
     
  3. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

    [touchdown][LMAO]
     
  4. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Poor Kenneth.
     
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