Noticed there wasn't a thread for people to post things they've heard kids say that would fit this category, and I was just reminded on Facebook of my own story when I was...well I don't remember my exact age, I was between the ages of 3 and 6 is all I know. Anyways, my mother and I were home alone, and she passes out on the toilet. I don't know this until the phone rings and she doesn't go answer it. I do, and it's one of her friends wanting to talk to her. Nothing I do is getting her to respond, and I'm a kid, I don't know what 'passed out' or 'unconscious' is, so I just tell her friend "Oh she's asleep now and she won't wake up. She'll have to call you back." CLICK! Mom told me years later that freaked her friend out so much they called 911.