Kid's Science Test

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Tracy, Nov 5, 2007.


  1. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    If you need a laugh, then read through these Children's Science Exam answers. My email said "These are real answers from school kids." I don't know how true that is, but they made me laugh just the same.

    Q: Name the four seasons.
    A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

    Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
    A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.


    Q: How is dew formed?

    A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

    Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
    A: Keep it in the cow.

    Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?

    A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

    Q: What are steroids?
    A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

    Q: What happens to your body as you age?
    A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

    Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
    A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.


    Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
    A: Premature death.


    Q: What is artificial insemination?
    A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.


    Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
    A: The body is consisted into three parts-the brainium, the borax, and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.


    Q: What is the fibula?
    A: A small lie.


    Q: What does "varicose" mean?
    A: Nearby.


    Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean section"
    A: The Caesarean Section is a district in <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:city w:st="on">Rome</st1:city></st1:place>.

    Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
    A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

     
  2. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

    [LMAO][LMAO][LMAO][LMAO]
     
  3. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    [LMAO][LMAO]

    Well, duh!

    ;-)
     
  4. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

    At least he didn't say "keep it in the bull"[LMAO][LMAO]:D
     
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