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Knock, Knock

Discussion in 'Faith and Religion' started by Witch Doctor 01, Aug 11, 2011.

  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to repeated knocks at the door. So he took out a card, wrote “Revelation 3:20” on the back of it, and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found his card returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, “Genesis 3:10.”

    Reaching for his Bible to check the citation, he burst out laughing. Revelation 3:20 begins “Behold, I stand at the door and knock.“ Genesis 3:10 reads, “I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.”
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  2. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member


    Heard/Read that somewhere else but it's still funny :)
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