was leaning up against a bar and this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next to me. After about 5 minutes, I said to him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?" He says "No, why a fluck you ask me dat? It coz I Chinee?" "No, no" I said. "It's 'cos you're drinking my beer, you slanty-eyed little bastard!"