Kung Fu

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Seacowboys, Jul 7, 2012.


  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    was leaning up against a bar and this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next to me. After about 5 minutes, I said to him,

    "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?"

    He says "No, why a fluck you ask me dat?

    It coz I Chinee?"

    "No, no" I said. "It's 'cos you're drinking my beer, you slanty-eyed little bastard!"
     
  2. RightHand

    RightHand Pioneer in a New World Moderator Founding Member

    Better watch out Sea or Chong Soft Army will be after you
     
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  3. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

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  4. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    mySuperLamePic_8e3ef6c8a8264290a207519b3ce2bc29.
     
  5. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Puppies.
     
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  6. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Man walks into a bar with his alligator and asks "Do you serve Muslims?" The bar tender looked confused for a minute then said, "I guess we do, I suppose...."
    "Well, do you serve Jack Daniels?", the man asked.
    "Yes, We do", said the bartender.
    "Good", said the man. "I'll have a Muslim for my alligator and bring me a Jack straight up."

    or

    Man walks into a bar with his alligator and asks "Do you serve Politicians?" The bar tender looked confused for a minute then said, "I guess we do, I suppose...."
    "Well, do you serve Jack Daniels?", the man asked.
    "Yes, We do", said the bartender.
    "Good", said the man. "I'll have a Politician for my alligator and bring me a Jack straight up."

    (This was a joke about colored people but they don't have as much sense of humor about such things as Muslims so I changed it, but I don't really care if I piss Politicians off or not,) Seacowboys
     
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  7. RightHand

    RightHand Pioneer in a New World Moderator Founding Member

    00d1.
     
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  8. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    That is a "Blow it Up" kind of guy.....
     
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  9. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Methinks he's done both ---
     
  10. RightHand

    RightHand Pioneer in a New World Moderator Founding Member

    methinks it was shoot first, blow up the pieces that remained then take another look at shooting the debris just for good measure. Why quit when you're ahead!
     
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  11. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    If it's worth shooting once it's worth shooting twice.... ammo is cheap...
     
  12. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    Waste not, want not. When it stops moving, put one more in the coconut just to be sure, then move on.
     
  13. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Reminds me of the story about the guy that got fired for sticking his finger in the pickle slicer at work...she got fired too.
     
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