Latest fashion? EMP Beenie

I sh!t you not.

Just saw this on one of the mass of adds that flood in on You Tube - I'm willing to put up with the obnoxious feed of these (now all political) ads, but this AM hit the jackpot of weirdness -
The EMP protective beenie (and it would seems 'hipster hats as well) now sold by muliple vendors.

Lest you think I am pulling your leg:
("science' used to prove it works)

- not so scientific

Radia Smart - EMF Hat Beanie, 5G Anti-Radiation, RF Shielding, WIFI Radiation Protection, Brain Coat - Black

OY!

Use radiation protective beanie as search string.

Gen X? Gen Y? Gen E? or just Gen Dumb Ass?

For your bemusement.

 

Sanity is preparing to leave the planet. Gad.

 

.................And, Thanks for all the Fish!

 

Elvis has definitely left the planet....
and Scotty is no longer around to beam us up.///

 

And here i was spending all that money on rolls of aluminum foil for my hat!

 

I already have my aluminum hard hat, might just need to add a copper outer layer to better it's suppression! I guess I could add lead to the inner between the liner and the lid, wouldn't take much to get a good wash coat of it!

 

I went a cheaper route

 

I am waiting for the EMP protective under pants..

 

EMP full body armor is next!

 

Hey, they already have copper infused thread (Like Copper, only not copper) for rona face masks, said to kill the virous and improve circulation, and I hear the next batch will have magnets sewn in too!