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Legislative Bloopers??

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Jul 8, 2006.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    "I don't know anyone here that's been killed with a handgun." -- Rep. Avery Alexander, D-New Orleans

    "I think we have passed something that we didn't want to do." --Rep. Chuck McMains, R-Baton Rouge

    "I can't believe that we are going to let a majority of the people decide what is best for this state." -- Rep. John Travis, D-Jackson

    "This amendment does more damage than it does harm." --Rep. Cynthia Willard-Lewis, D-New Orleans

    "Y'all are hurting my tender ears. I would appreciate it if y'all would scream one at a time." -- House Speaker John Alario, D-Westwego

    "I was 15 years old before I ate my first chicken without tire tracks." -- Rep. Jay McCallum, D-Farmerville
    Describing how it is to run through a gauntlet of lobbyists to get to the Senate chamber: "They're lined up like cooters on a log on a sunshiny day." -- Sen. B.B. "Sixty" Rayburn, D-Bogalusa

    not only do they vote...they MAKE the laws...:rolleyes:
  2. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    New monument
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