Let's say I break in to your house...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by CRC, Sep 8, 2006.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Let's say I break into your house

    Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration.

    Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests.

    Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors; I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house).

    According to the protesters, not only must you let me stay, you must add me to your family's insurance plan, educate my kids, and provide other benefits to me and to my family (my husband will do your yard work because he too is hard-working and honest, except for that breaking in part). If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my right to be there.

    It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I'm just trying to better myself. I'm a hard-working and honest, person, except for well, you know.

    And what a deal it is for me!! I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of selfishness, prejudice and being an anti-housebreaker. Oh yeah, I want you to learn my language so you can communicate with me.

    Only in America....

    Got this in my email and it just made sense to me...just a different way of putting things in perspective.....
  2. ricdoug

    ricdoug Monkey+++

    That means you got through...

    My Chow Chow/Lab Mix Canine and an elaborate infrared and motion sensing system when NONE of my family members were home to perforate you with .357 Mags. If current laws were enforced, the Immigration Issue would Naturally Attrit. Ric
  3. Infidel

    Infidel Guest

    from their point of view your house was built on the land that belongs to their grandfather. and you been missing payments
  4. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    See what happens when you have a margarita and haven't had one in forever??

    I meant to put this in General Discussion.....NOT General Survival...

    Good Lord I'm having a blonde day.....:rolleyes:

    Sorry y'all..
  5. Bear

    Bear Monkey+++ Founding Member Iron Monkey

    No Worries.... it's a "not so well known" fact, that we all have a little bit of "blonde" in us.....:D
  6. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Looks like a non-blonde tested their mod powers --:D
  7. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I could have tried it....but I was too tired...had company all weekend..and just worn out,....Stayed up late, got up early.....Lot of laughs, but I'm exhausted....

    matter of fact...I just woke back up again....:D
  8. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    Q. Santa Claus, Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde lady were walking down the street together when they all spotted a one hundred dollar bill layin in the middle of the street. Who gets the money?

    A. Santa Claus, of course! The other two are mythological creatures!
  9. BigO01

    BigO01 Monkey+++ Founding Member

    From my point of view this was simply because they were too damn stupid to build ships to come to my ancesters homeland .

    Until we starting listening to the eggheads and wimps of the world it was a case of the dominate race runs the show .

    This is how it was intended to be , should have remained and better hurry up and return to or we as humans will take more steps backwards than we already have in the last 100 years .
  10. Infidel

    Infidel Guest

    If they chase white people away from the Aztlan then it is a step forward for them, is it not?
  11. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    This is how I see it. They lost it fair and square. Seems like all these 'I want my land back' ideas are just coming from idjuts. Let's look at this. They come from a country, Mexico and move to the US. So they think that this country is better than their home country. And they are wanting to change this country to suit them. So they want to make the US more like Mexico. So we would be a barren dustball where there are no good jobs, no good water, morals are questionable, civil wars break out all the time, the government is corrupt, the leaders are out for themselves, the jails are actually small cities that have no laws and you could spend years there before a trial.

    Anyone in a hurry to see the US look like Mexico? Seems like if they had enough talent or work ethic to do anything constructive, they would go back to Mexico and try to change it for the better instead of changing the US for the worse.

    Some random thought for ya.
  12. ricdoug

    ricdoug Monkey+++

    I've always stated that if current laws were enforced...

    the Illegal Immigration problem would self-heal by attrition. Immigrants are always welcome here in the U.S. through the legal route. Ric
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