Korwin's new superhero idol, Counterintuitive Man, says: Yes -- The liberals are the most conservative, and conservatives the most liberal, making political speech Orwellian and meaningless -- no? Liberals say, "Cut down no more trees," a totally conservative approach! Conservatives say, "Cut the trees down faster," a very liberal approach! <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comhttp://survivalmonkey.com/forum/ />[/FONT][/SIZE] <FONT face=<font size=" /> <FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size=3>Liberals say, "Stop drilling for oil," which is total conservation! <FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size=3>Conservatives say, "Drill everywhere, right now," a totally liberal drilling policy! <FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size=3>Liberals say, "No one should have a gun," as conservative as you can get! <FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size=3>Conservatives say, "Every home should have guns and ammo," a completely liberal sprinkling of firearms! <FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size=3>Liberals say, "Keep religion out of everything," thoroughly conserving the spread of godliness! <FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size=3>Conservatives say, "Wear your religious beliefs on your sleeve," to liberally spread godliness everywhere! <FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size=3>Liberals say, "You should give up what you have (like your money through taxes) for everyone else's benefit, or you're heartless," a totally conservative approach to your life (and money)! <FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size=3>Conservatives say, "You should keep all your money (like with steep tax cuts) to use as you see fit for charity or your own benefit, and not be a bleeding heart," a totally liberal use of your life (and money)! <FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size=3>Liberalism, "the left," is a euphemism for socialism -- the archenemy of the American way, and it's "bad"! <FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size=3>Conservatism, "the right," is a euphemism for fascism, also the archenemy of the American dream, and it's also "bad"! <FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size=3>Lefty socialists seek collectivism and communal benefits, the opposite of individual freedom to do as you please! <FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size=3>Righty fascists seek state control and authoritarian rule, the opposite of individual freedom to do as you please! <FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size=3>The left and right promote Orwellian tyranny and should be flatly rejected as a matter of policy! <FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size=3>Religion, morality, low taxes, limited government powers, an armed public, married families, free markets, free enterprise, secure borders -- these aren't right wing (or left wing), these are CENTRIST, the core values that have made America great! <FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size=3>Calling America's core values one-sided is a deceptive effort by America's enemies, foreign and domestic, to unbalance the country! <FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size=3>Yes -- it's not the left vs. the right, it's the state vs. you -- no?
Give me ambiguity or give me something else. Who was it that said "the only way to win in politics is to not play"?
