Libretard Chick: The State is my Shepherd, I shall not want

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by tacmotusn, Jan 3, 2013.

  1. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    January 3, 2013 at 9:19 am
    Liberal Chick: “The State is My Shepherd, I Shall Not Want”

    The State is my shepherd,
    I shall not want.
    It makes me lie down in federally owned pastures.
    It leads me beside quiet waters in banned fishing areas.
    It restores my soul through its control.
    It guides me in the path of dependency for its namesake.
    Even though our nation plunges into the valley of the shadow of debt,
    I will fear no evil,
    For Barack will be with me.
    The Affordable Care Act and food stamps,
    They comfort me.
    You prepare a table of Michelle Obama approved foods before me in the presence of my Conservative and Libertarian enemies.
    You anoint my head with hemp oil;
    My government regulated 16-ounce cup overflows.
    Surely mediocrity and an entitlement mentality will follow me
    All the days of my life,
    And I will dwell in a low-rent HUD home forever and ever.
    Psalm 666

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  2. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    Waaay too close to the truth!

    (for some, that is)
  3. Airtime

    Airtime Monkey+++

    So the liberal chick's 3rd grade son comes home from school and asks, "Mom, what is sex?"

    Wanting to be liberated, to not hold anything back and to be "totally honest" at all times with her children, she reluctantly launches into a 30 lecture all about reproduction and the associated acts. She ends asking the kid if he understands or has any questions. He replies, "well, I guess... But how am I supposed to write all that in the little box next to 'sex' on the permission form for our school field trip?"

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