Life Lessons Learned

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by RightHand, Jun 16, 2012.


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  1. RightHand

    RightHand Been There, Done That RIP 4/15/21 Moderator Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    You can have everything you want, just not all at the same time.
     
    RightHand, Jun 16, 2012
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  2. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Shake boots out before inserting foot.
     
    Seacowboys, Jun 16, 2012
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  3. Alpha Dog

    Alpha Dog survival of the breed

    Never pee into the wind
    Never start a fight with a man thats has no neck, you wont win, you can not hurt him..
     
    Alpha Dog, Jun 16, 2012
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  4. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    When doing like bears do in the woods, don't clean up with poison ivy.
     
    ghrit, Jun 16, 2012
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  5. Redneck Rebel

    Redneck Rebel Monkey++

    Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
     
    Redneck Rebel, Jun 16, 2012
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  6. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    A cud of chewing tobacco will stop the swelling of a bee sting.
     
    Seacowboys, Jun 16, 2012
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  7. Sapper John

    Sapper John Analog Monkey in a Digital World

    There is nothing in this world that is cuter than a bucket of fat,speckled puppies!
     
    Sapper John, Jun 16, 2012
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  8. mongovb

    mongovb Monkey+

    Man who dreams of sex, wakes up with solution in hand.
     
    mongovb, Jun 16, 2012
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  9. Alpha Dog

    Alpha Dog survival of the breed

    It's is better to be smart and act dumb, than to be a dumb and act smart
     
    Alpha Dog, Jun 16, 2012
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  10. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    Liken life to baseball:
    3 strikes and you are out!
     
    dragonfly, Jun 17, 2012
    #10
  11. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    "Stupid hurts...!" :D
     
    Seawolf1090, Jun 17, 2012
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  12. Alpha Dog

    Alpha Dog survival of the breed

    This one is for Larry from Alabama (lol)

    A woman is like a hurricane, She comes in blowing[srn] and shaking shaking your world. When she leaves she takes your home, your car, your dog leaving you to clean up the mess.[peep]

    Speaking of Larry did I miss something? I havn't heard him around. Just wondering if I made him mad or something happen to him. Sorry not trying to take away from the O/P. I like this thread RH going to be fun
     
    Alpha Dog, Jun 17, 2012
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  13. STANGF150

    STANGF150 Knowledge Seeker

    Don't start doing anything, you don't want to keep doing.
     
    STANGF150, Jun 17, 2012
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  14. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Larry's down at the Redneck Riviera ...

    Tak'n picture's mostly....

    lol...
     
    Gator 45/70, Jun 17, 2012
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  15. Silversnake

    Silversnake Silverback

    There is a lesson in everything.
     
    Silversnake, Jun 17, 2012
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  16. mongovb

    mongovb Monkey+

    You're like the drummer of REO Speed wagon, nobody knows who you are.
     
    mongovb, Jun 17, 2012
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  17. ssonb

    ssonb Confederate American

    Words lie but your actions tell the truth......I apply this to all the people on line who have an IED(internet expert diploma)
     
    ssonb, Jun 17, 2012
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  18. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-BZrUquZek8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    Seacowboys, Jun 17, 2012
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  19. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Gator 45/70, Jun 17, 2012
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  20. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    And I LIKE it that way. :D
     
    ghrit, Jun 17, 2012
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