Life Lessons Learned

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by RightHand, Jun 16, 2012.


  1. RightHand

    RightHand Pioneer in a New World Moderator Founding Member

    You can have everything you want, just not all at the same time.
     
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  2. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Shake boots out before inserting foot.
     
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  3. Alpha Dog

    Alpha Dog survival of the breed

    Never pee into the wind
    Never start a fight with a man thats has no neck, you wont win, you can not hurt him..
     
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  4. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    When doing like bears do in the woods, don't clean up with poison ivy.
     
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  5. Redneck Rebel

    Redneck Rebel Monkey++

    Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
     
  6. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    A cud of chewing tobacco will stop the swelling of a bee sting.
     
  7. Sapper John

    Sapper John Analog Monkey in a Digital World

    There is nothing in this world that is cuter than a bucket of fat,speckled puppies!
     
  8. mongovb

    mongovb Monkey+

    Man who dreams of sex, wakes up with solution in hand.
     
  9. Alpha Dog

    Alpha Dog survival of the breed

    It's is better to be smart and act dumb, than to be a dumb and act smart
     
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  10. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    Liken life to baseball:
    3 strikes and you are out!
     
  11. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Adventure Riding Monkey Founding Member

    "Stupid hurts...!" :D
     
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  12. Alpha Dog

    Alpha Dog survival of the breed

    This one is for Larry from Alabama (lol)

    A woman is like a hurricane, She comes in blowing[srn] and shaking shaking your world. When she leaves she takes your home, your car, your dog leaving you to clean up the mess.[peep]

    Speaking of Larry did I miss something? I havn't heard him around. Just wondering if I made him mad or something happen to him. Sorry not trying to take away from the O/P. I like this thread RH going to be fun
     
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  13. STANGF150

    STANGF150 Knowledge Seeker

    Don't start doing anything, you don't want to keep doing.
     
  14. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Larry's down at the Redneck Riviera ...

    Tak'n picture's mostly....

    lol...
     
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  15. Silversnake

    Silversnake Silverback

    There is a lesson in everything.
     
  16. mongovb

    mongovb Monkey+

    You're like the drummer of REO Speed wagon, nobody knows who you are.
     
  17. ssonb

    ssonb Confederate American

    Words lie but your actions tell the truth......I apply this to all the people on line who have an IED(internet expert diploma)
     
  18. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-BZrUquZek8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  19. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

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  20. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    And I LIKE it that way. :D
     
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