LIFESAVERS The Candy With The Little Hole This should make you smile. You have to love little kids. The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red.....................Cherry Yellow................Lemon Green...................Lime Orange ..............Orange Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.' One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes! The teacher had to leave the room!
LOL! I love it! I'm old, so forgive me: "Kids say the darndest things"... Art Linkletter was the Host! Remember that show?