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Lifesaver flavors

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by tacmotusn, Nov 18, 2009.


  1. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor Site Supporter+

    LIFESAVERS

    The Candy With The Little Hole


    This should make you smile.
    You have to love little kids.
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    The children began to identify the flavors by their color:


    Red.....................Cherry
    Yellow................Lemon
    Green...................Lime
    Orange ..............Orange


    Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
    of the children could identify the taste.


    The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
    mother may sometimes call your father.'


    One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
    yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!


    The teacher had to leave the room!
     
  2. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    LOL!
    I love it!
    I'm old, so forgive me:
    "Kids say the darndest things"... Art Linkletter was the Host!
    Remember that show?
     
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [LMAO]
     
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