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Light bulbs

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Jan 26, 2006.


  1. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

    A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?"

    I told him I was a light bulb.

    He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

    I jumped down and walked out of the office.

    When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her"...And where do you think you're going?"

    She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark.
     
  2. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :shock:
     
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