Lipstick in school

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Feb 25, 2012.


  1. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Lipstick in School

    According to a news report, a certain private school in Sydney's
    Eastern Suburbs,, was recently faced with an unusual problem ..


    A number of the girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it
    on in the bathroom. That was fine, but, after they put on their
    lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror, leaving dozens of
    little lip prints ...


    Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the
    girls would put them back .. Finally, the Headmistress decided that
    something had to be done . She called all the girls to the bathroom
    and met them there, with the maintenance man . She explained that all
    these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who
    had to clean the mirrors every night, (you can just imagine the yawns
    from the little princesses.)

    [FONT=&quot]To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked
    the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took
    out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet bowl and cleaned the
    mirror with it ...
    The silence was broken by a large number of gasps, a few girls vomited
    and, apparently, someone fainted. Since then, there have been no lip prints on
    the mirror ......[/FONT]
     
  2. NVBeav

    NVBeav Monkey+++

    My daughter loved it :^)
     
  3. snowbyrd

    snowbyrd Latet anguis in herba

    Go baby Go! haven't LOL like this in a long time!!!
     
  4. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Aversion therapy for PLC princesses

    Having travelled on trains also patronised by private school students, I suspect that the story has more than an ounce of truth to it.....they are probably PLC girls or girls from S.C.E.G.S.

    If I was the cleaner in question, I would have discretely closed the toilet cubicle door, peed in the bowl, flushed it, then dipped the brush in the bowl......would that be construed cruel and unusual psychological punishment??
     
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