Little Children Understand...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Sep 30, 2008.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day.
    Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?

    She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'
    'Wow - what a worthy goal!' I told her, 'You don't have to wait
    until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house
    and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50.
    Then, I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house.'

    She thought that over for a few moments because she's only 6.
    And while her Mom glared at me, she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'

    And I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party".
  2. CBMS

    CBMS Looking for a safe place

    Hahahaha I'll take it!
  3. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    HAHAHAHA That is GREAT!! [ROFL][ROFL]:lol::lol:
  4. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  5. Allen

    Allen Monkey+

    Kids say the darnedest things.
  6. Sheila-Marie

    Sheila-Marie Monkey+

    that is awesome - kids are republicans when they start out
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