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little Johnny's not an Obama fan...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Tango3, Nov 27, 2009.


  1. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

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    Little Johnny is not an Obama fan
    [SIZE=+0]A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were obama fans.[/SIZE]

    [SIZE=+0]Not really knowing what an obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.[/SIZE]

    [SIZE=+0]The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again.

    Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an obama fan."

    The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of obama?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."

    The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."

    Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make
    you?"

    With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an obama fan."
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  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

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