<table style="position: static;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td valign="top"> <table style="position: static;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding: 0in; width: 1078px;" valign="top" width="100%"> Little Johnny is not an Obama fan [SIZE=+0]A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were obama fans.[/SIZE] [SIZE=+0]Not really knowing what an obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.[/SIZE] [SIZE=+0]The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again. Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an obama fan." The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of obama?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican." The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican." Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?" With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an obama fan."[/SIZE] </td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr></tbody></table> <hr> No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 8.5.426 / Virus Database: 270.14.83/2529 - Release Date: 11/26/09 19:42:00
