Little Letters

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ColtCarbine, May 3, 2011.

  1. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

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    </td></tr><tr> <td valign="top"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><tr><td valign="top"> Little Letters

    Dear Ugly People,
    You're welcome.
    Sincerely, Alcohol

    Dear Noah,
    We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
    Sincerely, Unicorns

    Dear Icebergs,
    Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
    Sincerely, The Titanic

    Dear America,
    You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
    Sincerely, Canada

    Dear Yahoo,
    I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
    Sincerely, Google

    Dear 2010,
    So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
    Sincerely, 1985

    Dear Windshield Wipers,
    Can't touch this.
    Sincerely, That Little Triangle

    Dear girls who have been dumped,
    There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
    Sincerely, BP

    Dear Fox News,
    So far, no news about foxes.
    Sincerely, Unimpressed

    Dear Nickleback,
    That's enough.
    Sincerely, The World

    Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,
    Please make one for every skin color.
    Sincerely, Black people

    Dear Osama Bin Laden,
    Sincerely, United States

    Dear Batman,
    What was your power again?
    Sincerely, Superman

    Dear Customers,
    Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
    Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies

    Dear Mr. Gump
    WTF are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the lid that tells you EXACTLY what you're gonna get....
    Sincerely, Jenny

    Dear World,
    Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy OK?
    Sincerely, The Mayans

    Dear White People,
    Don't you just hate immigrants?
    Sincerely, Native Americans

    Dear iPhone,
    Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
    Sincerely, Every iPhone User

    Dear Trash,
    At least you get picked up...
    Sincerely, The Girls of Jersey Shore

    Dear Man,
    It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
    Sincerely, Elephant

  2. WestPointMAG

    WestPointMAG Monkey++

    Dear U.S. car manufactures
    Our cars were getting 50MPG in the 1970s and they looked cool doing it.
    Sincerely Bradley automotive
  3. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I am soooooo stealing these...Thanks Colt! :)
  4. Falcon15

    Falcon15 Falco Peregrinus

    Dear Humans,
    All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.

    YouTube - AYBABTU
  5. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    Zooooooooommmmmm........ that one went right over my head, Falc.... I just must be to OLD, to get that one.... Oh Well....
  6. Falcon15

    Falcon15 Falco Peregrinus

    Heh internet meme from the nineties. You are not old, just well aged, like fine wine.
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