<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr><td style="vertical-align: top;"> </td></tr><tr> <td valign="top"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><tr><td valign="top"> Little Letters Dear Ugly People, You're welcome. Sincerely, Alcohol Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns Dear Icebergs, Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch. Sincerely, The Titanic Dear America, You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment. Sincerely, Canada Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google Dear 2010, So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?! Sincerely, 1985 Dear Windshield Wipers, Can't touch this. Sincerely, That Little Triangle Dear girls who have been dumped, There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead. Sincerely, BP Dear Fox News, So far, no news about foxes. Sincerely, Unimpressed Dear Nickleback, That's enough. Sincerely, The World Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids, Please make one for every skin color. Sincerely, Black people Dear Osama Bin Laden, Marco.... Sincerely, United States Dear Batman, What was your power again? Sincerely, Superman Dear Customers, Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese. Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies Dear Mr. Gump WTF are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the lid that tells you EXACTLY what you're gonna get.... Sincerely, Jenny Dear World, Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy OK? Sincerely, The Mayans Dear White People, Don't you just hate immigrants? Sincerely, Native Americans Dear iPhone, Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut. Sincerely, Every iPhone User Dear Trash, At least you get picked up... Sincerely, The Girls of Jersey Shore Dear Man, It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it? Sincerely, Elephant </td></tr></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table>
Dear U.S. car manufactures Our cars were getting 50MPG in the 1970s and they looked cool doing it. Sincerely Bradley automotive
Dear Humans, All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. Sincerely, CATS YouTube - AYBABTU
Zooooooooommmmmm........ that one went right over my head, Falc.... I just must be to OLD, to get that one.... Oh Well....
