Little Nancy

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ChemicalGal, Mar 6, 2006.


  1. ChemicalGal

    ChemicalGal Monkey+++

    LITTLE NANCY WAS IN THE GARDEN FILLING IN A HOLE
    WHEN HER NEIGHBOR PEERED OVER THE FENCE.

    INTERESTED IN WHAT THE ROSEY-FACED YOUNGSTER WAS
    DOING HE ASKED,"WHAT ARE YOU UP TO THERE, NANCY?"

    "MY GOLDFISH DIED," REPLIED LITTLE NANCY TEARFULLY
    WITHOUT LOOKING UP "AND I'VE JUST BURIED HIM."

    THE NEIGHBOR LAUGHED AND SAID CONDESCENDINGLY,
    "THAT'S A REALLY BIG HOLE FOR A GOLDFISH, ISN'T IT?"


    LITTLE NANCY PATTED DOWN THE LAST HEAP OF EARTH
    AND THEN REPLIED,"THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S INSIDE YOUR
    DAMN CAT."
     
  2. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [LMAO]
    :D :D


    Cute CG! I like it.. thanks for the laughs!
     
  3. BigUglyOne

    BigUglyOne Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Sounds like my daughter !!!
     
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