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Little old ladies

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Wild Trapper, Aug 27, 2006.

  1. Wild Trapper

    Wild Trapper Pirate Biker


    A minister decided to do something a little
    different one Sunday morning.

    He said "Today, in church, I am going to say a
    single word and you are going to help me preach.

    Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing
    whatever hymn that comes to your mind."

    The minister shouted out "CROSS."

    Immediately the congregation started singing in
    unison, "THE OLD RUGGED CROSS."

    The minister hollered out "GRACE" The congregation
    began to sing "AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound."

    The pastor said "POWER." The congregation sang

    The Pastor said "SEX." The congregation fell into
    total silence.

    Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to
    look around at each other afraid to say anything.

    Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the
    church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and
    began to sing

    Gotta Love Little Old Ladies.

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  2. BigUglyOne

    BigUglyOne Monkey+++ Founding Member

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