I had my (now ex) girlfriend cheat on me with my best friend -which proves that I have King Arthur blood running through my veins. To further prove my point, I have discovered that I never truly liked Celts; this is proven by a recent episode of "The Smurfs", when I often found myself siding with Gargamel and holding contempt for the blue skinned creatures. Alas, my ancient heritage has been revealed! I can now re-instate my virtuous round table! Some Celt-lover from behind me: "Uh, dude. Wasn't Arthur a myth?" WHAT ABOUT THE VIKINGS THEN? THOR? /me searches for a very large, round, flat rock.
Actully archaeologists think there is some truth behind the legend of King Arthur. They also think that the round table wasn't an actual table but a roman amphitheater that had the entrances walled up and turned into a fortress. Behind all legends there's some truth. The blue painted people where Pict's and smurfs not Celts. Just saying.
