LOL...You might be a Taliban if...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by tacmotusn, Jan 8, 2010.


  1. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    Some interesting observations on the Taliban by that great American philosopher, Jeff Foxworthy.
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    "YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.​

    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.​

    3. You have more wives than teeth.​

    4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."​

    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.​

    6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.​

    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.​

    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.​

    9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.​

    10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.​

    11. Your cousin is president of the United States

     
  2. Sherman

    Sherman Dog Eat Dog

    ha, thanks I'm gonna have to pass that on.
     
  3. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    I'm working on a bumper sticker:
    " I am an AMERICAN VETERAN, Not a domestic terrorist, Janet"!
    Should be interesting!
     
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