1. The Topic of the Month for October is "Make this the Perfect Bugout Location". Please join the discussion in the TOTM forum.

Long distance call from hell

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Tango3, Dec 21, 2009.

  1. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Nicolas Sarkozy all die and go to hell.

    While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil
    tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

    Sarkozy asks to call France and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished
    the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Sarkozy writes
    him a check.

    Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she was
    finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen
    Elizabeth writes him a check.

    Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was
    finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free
    to call the USA anytime.

    When Queen Elizabeth and Nicolas Sarkozy hear this they go ballistic and
    asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free?

    The devil replied, ¨Since Obama became president, the country has gone to
    hell....so it's a local call.
  2. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    heh heh heh
survivalmonkey SSL seal        survivalmonkey.com warrant canary