Some may have to read this 2 or more times! Others may never "get it." A wife asks her husband, an engineer, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why the heck did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs."
LOL! We are wired different now aren't we. Please note she actually never makes it to the Gap and completely misses the hardware / sporting goods section inside of Sears