Make the Pie Higher

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Blackjack, Dec 26, 2007.

  1. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    This following poem is composed entirely of actual quotes from George W. Bush.

    Make the Pie Higher
    I think we all agree, the past is over.
    This is still a dangerous world.
    It's a world of madmen
    And uncertainty
    And potential mental losses.

    Rarely is the question asked
    Is our children learning?
    Will the highways of the internet
    Become more few?
    How many hands have I shaked?

    They misunderestimate me.
    I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
    I know that the human being and the fish
    Can coexist.

    Families is where our nation finds hope
    Where our wings take dream.
    Put food on your family!
    Knock down the tollbooth!
    Vulcanize society!
    Make the pie higher!
    Make the pie higher!

    Source: Richard Thompson
  2. hartage

    hartage Monkey+++

  3. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Coffee on the keyboard again...

    You owe me. [​IMG]
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