Makeup or Beer?

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Mar 4, 2006.

  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Makeup or Beer?


    Got this off another board thought I would share, Enjoy,

    I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but
    I noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup. I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"
    She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you." I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
  2. ChemicalGal

    ChemicalGal Monkey+++

    Dead Man Walking [LMAO]
  3. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Pretty much...what's that old bumper sticker??

    "I drink to make other people more interesting"

  4. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    At least he was honest [booze] [boozingbuddies]
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