Makeup or Beer?

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Mar 4, 2006.

  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Makeup or Beer?


    Got this off another board thought I would share, Enjoy,

    I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but
    I noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup. I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"
    She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you." I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
  2. ChemicalGal

    ChemicalGal Monkey+++

    Dead Man Walking [LMAO]
  3. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Pretty much...what's that old bumper sticker??

    "I drink to make other people more interesting"

  4. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine The Plumber Founding Member

    At least he was honest [booze] [boozingbuddies]
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