Male chauvinist pigs Not recommended for thin skinned women! > > > > >Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! > >How many men does it take to open a beer? > >None. It should be opened when she brings it. > >------------------------------------------------------------------- > >Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? > >Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never >be able to support you. > >-------------------------------------------------------------------- > >Why do women have smaller feet than men? > >It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows > >them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. > >------------------------------------------------------------------- > >How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? > >When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me." > >------------------------------------------------------------------- > >How do you fix a woman's watch? > >You don't. There is a clock on the oven. > >------------------------------------------------------------------- > >Why do men fart more than women? > >Because women can't shut up long enough to > >build up the required pressure. > >------------------------------------------------------------------- > >If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the >front door, who do you let in first? > >The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. > >------------------------------------------------------------------- > >What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? > >A woman who won't do what she's told > >------------------------------------------------------------------- > >"Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes > >a woman's sex drive by 90%." > >It's called a Wedding Cake. > >------------------------------------------------------------------- > >Why do men die before their wives? > >They want to. > >------------------------------------------------------------------- > >Women will never be equal to men until they can > >walk down the street with a bald head and a beer > >gut, and still think they are sexy. > >------------------------------------------------------------------- > >In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. > >Then God created Man and rested. > >Then God created Woman. > >Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
