Male Math...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Aug 1, 2006.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game,
    looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to
    let you play since you failed math, but we really need you in
    there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if
    you get it right, you can play."

    The player agreed, so the coach looked into his eyes intently
    and asked, - "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer
    to this: What is two plus two?"

    The player thought for a moment and then answered, "4?" "Did
    you say 4?!" the coach exclaimed, excited that he had given the
    right answer.

    Suddenly, all the other players on the team began screaming,
    "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
  2. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :eek: [footinmouth]
  3. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    :D Silly coach. Everyone knows that 2 + 2 = 5. Sheesh. :D
  4. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [footinmouth] foosed
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