Mall Trip

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by T. Riley, Dec 14, 2016.

  1. T. Riley

    T. Riley Monkey+++ Site Supporter++

    I just can’t stay out of trouble. Last week my wife talked me into going Christmas shopping with her at the local mall. I hate doing it so I told her after a while I would just wait and meet up with her later. When she finished she called my cell and asked where I was. I said, “Do you remember about ten years ago you and I were in that Kay Jewelers looking at that big diamond drop you wanted so bad and I told you that it was just too much and I couldn’t afford it right then?” I could tell she was a little choked up when she replied “Yes” until I said; “I’m in the gun store right next door to it.”
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  2. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    That is a prescription for a month of couch sleeping around this AO...
  3. duane

    duane Monkey+++

    No the real problem is when you don't realize it is a problem. My wife of many years just shrugs and explains, like most men he is clueless about how people interact. Why aren't you happy about that new stove I got you for Christmas? On the other hand I am a fairly good cook, we spend a lot of time together, and she has her own check book. I can't be a total loss in the interpersonal world, most dogs love me! I also bought an extra long couch to sleep on.
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  4. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Rubbish. Everyone knows your place IS a gunshop.
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  5. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    @T. Riley I will admit, I sent you a female scowl when I got to the end of your post. Leave it at that. :)
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  6. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    I think @T. Riley you are seriously shortening your life span.

    Trolling your wife = living dangerously

    She might even spike the couch with itching powder [LMAO]
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  7. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    The redhead here would have me out the door and under the porch with the dog. 'Course the dog is part husky so she is warm to sleep with...................
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  8. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    The voice of experience?
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