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Man Dies on Aer Lingus Flight After Biting Another Passenger

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Yard Dart, Oct 19, 2015.

  1. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    Man Dies on Aer Lingus Flight After Biting Another Passenger

    Ohhh please God may the MZB's be amongst us and moving forward towards us here!!!!!!
    [campfire] :eek:
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  2. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    "BRAINS! BRAINS!!!". " send more paramedics.... "
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  3. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    Sounds like a pretty FAIL ZOMBIE.
  4. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    Your in-flight meal choices are chicken, stroganoff or brains.
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  5. whynot

    whynot Monkey++

    Sounds like bath salts rather than amphetamines. One more reason to wear my big redneck belt buckle on the plane. I have absolutely no desire to be a in flight snack.

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  6. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Pair of sock's filled with a couple of rolls of quarters.
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  7. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Hurts my feet when I try to jog.
  8. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Lol, Carry on bag Heathen!
    Haven't flown on a fixed wing since 2001?
    In a helicopter over the Gulf we would just pop their door latch, Nothing like eyes as big as egg's will calm a D**kweed down
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  9. Legion489

    Legion489 Shining the Light of Truth

    Well I am not surprised the guy died after biting people. The same thing happened to me after the dolt tried that with me, or at least they haven't posted here lately so we can hope.
    Last edited: Nov 12, 2015
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