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Mark your calendar for next Saturday

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghostrider, Sep 8, 2006.

  1. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    Mark your calendar for next Saturday!

    As you may already know, it is a sin for a Taliban or Al Quaeda male to see any woman other than his wife, naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So this Saturday at 4pm eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

    All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not Taliban or Al Quaeda, to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wives, and to show support for all American women.

    And, since the Taliban and Al Quaeda also do not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment. For good measure, have various pork products cooking on your BBQ grill.

    The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

    God Bless America!
  2. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    All these lard-ass buffaloes around here, I am sure to be mistaken for a Muslim.[footinmouth]
  3. RightHand

    RightHand Pioneer in a New World Moderator Founding Member

    I'm willing to do my part but I'm having a little trouble walking these days. Maybe if I just sat out in the park. After all, I want to make a contribution to the war on terrorism.
  4. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    Holy Christ!
    How do people live like that?
  5. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Thanks RH, I am now typing blind as my eyes were just burned out.
  6. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Since RightHand is providing the pork, I'll pull out the gas BBQ :D
  7. RightHand

    RightHand Pioneer in a New World Moderator Founding Member

    Move over Tracy - I'm coming after your man...
  8. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Weeping and wiping the keyboard and monitor, can't keep up with the watr an kawphy OMG --- [rofllmao] and cry sum mo
  9. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    Thanks, RH, It's the thought that counts. Now if I can get rid of this virus in my computer.
  10. Bear

    Bear Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++ Founding Member Iron Monkey

    Yikes !!!!!
  11. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    :lol: [srn]
  12. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Meet my new neighbors?
  13. Infidel

    Infidel Guest

  14. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    The hard part in some areas would be figureing out which guyswere gouging out their eyes due to being terrorists and which were due to seeing naked wemon that made those gals look good. Think it couldnt happen? Add 50 years to those gals then figure they either cant reach or dont bother to shave legs or arm pits for starters.

    Sorry in advance for any cases of erectile disfunction those mental images may cause.

    The amuseing thought though is to think of all the terrorists going to their final reward and finding out that all 72 of their virgins looked like that and worse. lol
  15. Infidel

    Infidel Guest

    These "virgins" are not human beings, or were not, according to the koran they are much like angels created by god to the best of my understanding
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