A woman gets married to an avid Harley rider. After a few months of marital bliss she tells him "I think we should sell the Harley. We could afford to take a nice vacation and when we get back you can spend more time with me instead of going off riding with your buddies." He looks at her and says " You know you're starting to sound just like my ex-wife." "Ex-wife!" she exclaims. "You never told me you had been married before!" "I haven't"