Marriage and the Harley rider

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Minuteman, Jan 10, 2013.

  1. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    A woman gets married to an avid Harley rider. After a few months of marital bliss she tells him "I think we should sell the Harley. We could afford to take a nice vacation and when we get back you can spend more time with me instead of going off riding with your buddies."

    He looks at her and says " You know you're starting to sound just like my ex-wife."

    "Ex-wife!" she exclaims. "You never told me you had been married before!"

    "I haven't"
  3. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor Site Supporter+

    Works for me! A man has to set boundarys.
  4. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  5. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Sounds about right.


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