The sweetest words you'll ever hear are the ones I whisper in your ear "You're snoring" And in response you groan "okay" then turn to look at me and say "So are you" And so it goes
There once was a man named the Mr. Who thought if only he'd kiss her she'd ignore all his snores and the farts in his drawers but instead she gave him a nip twister.
My snoring could have downed the walls of Jericho, raise the dead, drive rats off a ship, make sane people crazy, makes other consider murder or suicide. Need I say more. and yes ...... almost every woman I have known .... fart, sweat, and snore as well, although they all deny doing so.
When I met the Mr. I'd pretty much given up on ever finding a guy worth my time (yes I'm that picky) and was in the market for my 100 cats and big hair curlers. Needless to say I had kinda developed some... unattractive habits... from hanging with guy friends for years, none of whom cared if I behaved badly. Anyway we go out and everything goes great, so we go out for a second date and we're in the car and he asks me something, don't remember what, and I ripped this humongous, grotesque burp that would have made all three of my brothers gag and cheer simultaneously, and made me laugh... and then immediately realize what I did and cover my mouth and OMG because I so did not mean to do that kind of crap around him. He said he knew right then he was going to marry me, heh.
