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Married for a Night

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Feb 26, 2007.

  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member


    Married for a Night

    A man and women, who had never met before, but were both married
    to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping
    room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and
    uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell
    asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

    At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
    "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into
    The closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."!
    "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that
    we're married."

    Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
    "Good," she replied "Get your own damn blanket!"

    After a moment of silence, he farted.
  2. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

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