Martial arts instructor

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Bishop, Apr 18, 2019.


  1. Bishop

    Bishop Monkey+++

    Well I been thinking about getting back into martial arts so I been looking for a instructor and I found one.



     
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  2. Face palms, shakes head, decides he needs a Irish coffee, heavy on the whiskey …….;)
     
  3. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Thought I had seen him before!

     
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  4. Bishop

    Bishop Monkey+++

    How you think he going to get his bologna sandwiches.
     
  5. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I like peeling bananas and (occasionally) people.

    I must admit his techniques really are agonizing.

    After watching the video I had to pour boiling water in my eyes to ease the pain.
     
  6. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    He may of found a ''new'' gal to pimp out?
     
  7. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    Ugggg!:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
     
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  8. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    :ROFLMAO:He needs to set up his ninjin school for all them democrat socialist snowflakes. Nothing like going to an ass whooping and finding a comedy show.
     
  9. Airtime

    Airtime Monkey+++

    Hmmm.... so what you are saying is... you admit to watching Jerry Springer!
     
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  10. Salted Weapon

    Salted Weapon Monkey+++

    I think I have seen this type of Martial Arts before, I think it was called. SuckFu ?
    ( don't Google that I have no idea what you will find):sneaky:
     
  11. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    As apposed to the Ancient Irish Martial Arts, Fa-Que! LOL
     
  12. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Oh well now, May of been channel surfing and stumbled upon this bit of internet history....Just Maybe....
     
  13. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    What ,,,,, you don't ???
    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    That's prime TV watchin' there ...
     
  14. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    Especially the 'Too Hot for T.V." version!





    So I have been told![gone]
     
  15. Bandit99

    Bandit99 Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    Actually, I think this guy could score BIG as a comedian. It's a pity because he's totally hilarious! All he has to do is talk and people start laughing. A nature comedian...but not a ninja, that needs a bit more practice.

    EDIT: The first time I saw Jerry Springer, I was in a third-world country called Moldova. I was the only American in the house, everyone was watching it and looking at me, it made me so ashamed to be an American that I walked out and went to a bar (thankfully they didn't have it on), and have never watched it again. I was very happy when I heard they canceled it.
     
    Last edited: Apr 18, 2019
  16. Airtime

    Airtime Monkey+++

    Many years ago my brother lived in a Chicago suburb and when flying out of O’hare airport was sitting next to a couple who confessed to being actors that appeared on a Chicago talk show. They wouldn’t say which show but Jerry and Oprah were about the only shows produced there back then. A lot was probably faked for $.

    I will give Jerry props for the intro to his show that I understand he used for a few years; a healthy degree of honesty and good sense of self deprecating humor. Give it a look, especially from 0:07 to 0:19 time marks. He flat out is stating his show is trash TV. Probably went right past most people. Haha.

     
  17. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    Yep,,,trash TV ...
     
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  18. Dont

    Dont Just another old gray Jarhead Monkey

    I thought that was an ANTIFA training video..
     
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