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Maxine and the preacher

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by -06, Apr 26, 2014.

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    "4 Worms In Church"Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!![​IMG]A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis

    To his Sunday sermon.

    Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

    The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

    The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

    The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

    The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

    At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

    The first worm in alcohol . . . . . ...... Dead . [​IMG]The second worm in cigarette smoke . . .Dead . [​IMG]Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead.
    [​IMG]Fourth worm in good clean soil . . .. Alive …So the Minister asked the congregation, "What did you learn from this demonstration?"

    [​IMG]Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .
    "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, You won't have worms!"

    That pretty much ended the service!

    Today is

    International Disturbed People's Day.Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... Just as I've done. [​IMG]"Hang in there sunshine, you're special!"

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