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Maxine's humor...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Jan 31, 2007.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    works for me...

    Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately.
    Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, wild animals attacking humans in Florida .
    Not me. I concentrate on solutions to problems. The result is a win-win-win situation:

    + Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

    [SIZE=+0]+ Use the dirt to raise the levies in New Orleans.[/SIZE]
    + Put the Florida alligators in the moat.

    Any other problems you would like for me to solve today? [LMAO]
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [applaud] Simple solutions are the best!
  3. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Awesome solutions to 3 main problems[applaud] [fnny]
  4. dukenukum

    dukenukum Monkey+++

    works for me [winkthumb]
  5. GaryBrun

    GaryBrun Monkey+++

    So, which ethnicity people are going to be doing all the digging?
  6. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    [LMAO] Good Point.
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