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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Legion489, May 21, 2016.

  1. Legion489

    Legion489 Shining the Light of Truth

    “Mayday! Mayday!”

    This is the story of a young college student flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.
    He had a heart attack and died. Frantic, she grabbed the mike and called out a May Day.

    “May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! The pilot had a heart attack and is dead and I don’t
    know how to fly. Someone help me! Please help me!”

    She then heard a calming voice on the radio saying: “This is Air Traffic Control and I have you
    loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I’ve had a lot of
    experience with this kind of situation…...
    “Now, take a deep breath, stay calm and everything will be fine! Give me your height and position.”

    She then says, “I’m 5’4”and I support Hillary.”

    “Okay,” said the voice on the radio, “Repeat after me: Our Father, Who art in Heaven…”
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  2. duane

    duane Monkey++

    Yep, old one for a crash, put your head between your legs, kiss your a** goodby, we ain't going to make it.
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  3. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I eat vegetables. My friends are not vegetables.

    Mr. Legion, I got me a couple of purty daughters ain't married off yet and four cases of old Scotch whisky. Yew jest come on by any ol' time & pick 'em up. And I'll throw in a good gun, too, 'cause that was a mighty fine read.
    Taku, GOG, kellory and 2 others like this.
  4. Legion489

    Legion489 Shining the Light of Truth

    DING! WE HAVE A WINNER! Need address!
    Taku likes this.
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