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May He Touch You With His Noodly Appendage

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by chelloveck, Mar 25, 2014.


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  1. chelloveck

    chelloveck Shining the light on a truthier truth!

    A novel way of honouring the Flying Spaghetti Monster! ;)

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  2. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    Thanks Chello, I needed a laugh. I immediately got some ideas for Halloween. take some of these suitably boiled, trim the noodles to 2 or 3 inches on each side then pop them in deep fat and fry them. Call them fried spiders or something similar. Gross out the kids.
     
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  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [applaud]Too funny!
     
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  4. JABECmfg

    JABECmfg multi-useless

    @VisuTrac once pointed out that we must be some messed up individuals, for clicking on a thread with the words "naked moose" in the title.

    Given the title of this thread, I believe we've just one-upped the disturbedness factor of the entire monkey tree...
     
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  5. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Actually, it's terrifying when our Devil's Advocate @chelloveck post in girls and guns thread. I so cringe when I click to see what he hath posted.
     
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  6. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Careful, that sounds like a challenge......;)
     
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  7. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    DO NOT WAKE THE CHELLOVECK!
     
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  8. chelloveck

    chelloveck Shining the light on a truthier truth!

    Tx oldawg....can do with a good laugh at the moment....:)
     
  9. chelloveck

    chelloveck Shining the light on a truthier truth!

    I try to be good these days....posting images of women dressed, accoutred, and armed for serious work. Though from time to time...the devil does get into me, lol.
     
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  10. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Moderator Moderator Site Supporter++

    That just looks wrong.....
     
  11. chelloveck

    chelloveck Shining the light on a truthier truth!

    Pasta sauce and parmesan cheese will cover up a multitude of sins....
     
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  12. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Moderator Moderator Site Supporter++

    LOL! okay @chelloveck, we will make this. If anything the kids will have fun putting the spag in the hotdogs.
     
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