McKale? Really? TIME magazine...People are waking up!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Mindgrinder, Mar 12, 2015.


  1. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja|RIP 12-25-2017

    McDonald's May Be Adding Kale to the Menu

    "
    Would you like greens with that Big Mac?
    Some industry analysts believe McDonald’s may soon add kale to the menu.

    A report from analysts at Janney Capital Markets to clients stated that “McDonald’s U.S. plans to roll out kale as an ingredient in its restaurants at some point in the not-too-distant future,” CNN reports. The fast-food giant plans to incorporate the leafy green in salads, and possibly a smoothie.
    "

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
     
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  2. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    Yes, let's take a healthy food and add some high fructose corn syrup and GMO soy. Brilliant.
     
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  3. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    My thinking is kale added, higher demand leads to higher production which leads to modifying the plants so they grow faster to accommodate the demand. End result would/could be kale that is not as good for you as the traditional stuff.

    ** side note I think McD's is doing this because there is a movement to boycott them do to wages and being under fire for their unhealthy menu. The profits are down so they have to do something to draw people back in.
     
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  4. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Have some Kale with that slime burger..... mmmm...pass. [poo]
     
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  5. RouteClearance

    RouteClearance Monkey+++

    Are they gonna deep fat fry that Kale first?
     
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  6. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey


    Hmm, that is just wrong;) Of course this coming from someone who lives where "everything is better after a trip through the deep fryer"-even oreos...:)
    I'm not a big Kale guy. The wife's uncle(my current partner in crime for most endeavours as of late) loves the stuff and plants rows of it every year.
     
  7. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Don't know Kale? Never meet him.
     
  8. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    Haha..first thing that came to mind was McHale's Navy...been a long day!
     
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