Medical Exam...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Feb 17, 2006.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old crone, entered the doctor's office.

    "We have come for an examination" said the young girl.

    "Alright," said the doctor. "Go behind that curtain and take your clothes off."

    "No, not me" said the girl. "it's my old aunt here."

    "Very well," said the doctor. "Madam, stick out your tongue."
     
  2. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol:
     
  3. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    I normally try to limit my practice to brain surgery.............WHERE WERE YOU HIDING, CRC?
     
  4. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

  5. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    Actually...I have an Uncle who IS a neurosurgeon....in Texas...


    I have told him about you.... :D
     
  6. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    [stirpot] [rockon]
     
  7. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    hmmmm..

    just for research purposes.....


    How far are you from Amarillo???


    purely for research , of course....
     
  8. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    "with your finger, tap a map. That should show you where it's at." ;)
     
  9. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    A long way. I'm holding my finger on the map.
     
  10. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    [applaud] [LMAO]
     
  11. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Never mind...

    You don't need a neurosurgeon......




    Uh....you have to have something to work on for him to do his work..... [raspberry]
     
  12. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    [touchdown]
     
  13. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    [ROFL] to the replies
     
  14. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    I don't think it's me that has a draft in the old belfry. You've got my addy, you just sent me that cookie that tasted like paper.
     
  15. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    Amarillo
     
  16. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member





    uh huh.....


    and it took you 2 days to come up with that???


    [angel]



    btw....Kudo's on the Amarillo video!


    Now that was worth waiting for....Very nice ghost! [applaud]
     
  17. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

  18. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

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