Men Of The Cloth

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Dec 14, 2009.


  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    A Priest, a Pentecostal Preacher, and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.

    <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com[​IMG]"Well," he says, "I went into the woods to find a bear. And when I found him I began to read to him from the catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation."


    Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an IV drip in his arm, and both legs in casts. In his best fire and brimstone oratory he claimed, "Well brothers, you know that we don't sprinkle! I went out and I found a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's Holy Word! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took hold of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, up another and down another until we came to a creek. So I quickly dunked him and baptized his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus."


    The Priest and the Reverend both looked down at the Rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IV's and monitors running in and out of him. He was in real bad shape.


    The Rabbi looks up and says, "Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start."

     
  2. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    :lol:
     
  4. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    Excellent!!! I copied and email that joke to my ex boss who is of that religion. Trust me, he will enjoy it, and it will get retold forever.[ROFL][ROFL]
     
  5. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Outstanding !!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. MinTX

    MinTX lostinaustin

    [applaud]
    Good one!
     
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