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Men & Women.....revisited

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Jul 4, 2006.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    NICKNAMES: If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch,
    they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.

    But if Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out for a beer, they will
    affectionately refer to each other as LardAss, Butt-Breath,
    Peanut-Head and Useless.

    EATING OUT: When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John
    will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $22.50.
    None of them will have anything smaller, and none will
    actually admit they want change back.

    When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

    BATHROOMS: A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush,
    shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the
    Holiday Inn.

    The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is
    337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

    ARGUMENTS: A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything
    a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument!

    DRESSING UP: A man will dress up for weddings, funerals. A
    woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
    garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail.

    LOOKS Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women
    somehow deteriorate during the night.

    (God IS a Man....)
  2. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    :eek: :) :D
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