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Menopause jewelry!

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by thepatriot1976, Jun 7, 2008.

  1. thepatriot1976

    thepatriot1976 Resigned Membership

    My wife forwarded this to me and I thought it was pretty funny, so I thought I would share it with you monkeys!

    Menopause Jewelry
    My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
    bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
    able to monitor my moods.

    We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
    turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
    big frickin red mark on his forehead.

    Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb butt.

  2. 13BRAVO

    13BRAVO "Hit the ground running!"

  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    heh heh heh
  4. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    I'd stick in her ass if i got a big friken red mark.[troll]
  5. Ivan

    Ivan Monkey++

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