Merry Christmas Monkeys!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Yard Dart, Dec 25, 2017.

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  1. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even Pelosi the mouse...

    America slept with freedoms ringing in their heads, as the DNC motives was beginning to be dead..

    Chuck the “spineless” Schumer and his friends Rick and Ralph, were bellowing misery right out of their mouths...

    Elizabeth “Pocohontas” Warren was playing with her head dresses all through the night, as her slime ball friends were preparing another impeachment fight...

    Then all of a sudden with a pound and a clatter, here come our Deplorable Trump down a golden ladder...

    He looked around for bit and said “I know what’s wrong, all you damn snowflakes needed me all along...

    You can’t stand for America and all her children that put their trust in you, you sold everything for a cheap price, including that red, white, and blue..

    You want illegals to roam across the land, while you’re filling your pockets with wealth, putting your heads in the sand ...

    You can’t honor the uniform of soldiers those women and men, the ones that protect you when you can’t defend...

    It’s a disgrace that I must witness such a terrible deed, you even ignored the son of man who died on the cross for our sins in which we bleed...

    No worries I will take back the reigns and lead our country back to victory before it’s all a damn shame...”

    And then he hurried back and exited with a smile and he said “don’t worry donkeys I’ll make it worth your while...”

    With a flash and a dash, he was out of sight, stating “To all my bad ass deplorables, Merry Christmas and to all a good night”


    Merry Christmas to all Monkeys, your families and friends!! May you be blessed with a warm fire, a full belly and surrounded by love!! And most of all, be the light shining on someone in need, looking for promise, of a better tomorrow!!

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  2. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey Site Supporter++

    Bernie got missed above and I didn't want him to feel LEFT out:

    Bernie the red Senator
    Lost to Hillary by a nose
    No need to count any votes
    The DNC were his foes

    All of the other commies
    Used to laugh and call him names
    They never let poor Bernie
    Assign any election loss blames

    Then one foggy election eve
    Hillary came to say
    Bernie, with your voter base
    Won't you help me win this race?

    All the Deplorables watched him
    As he shouted out with glee
    Hillary you cheating liar
    You can go and **** a tree!
    Last edited: Dec 25, 2017
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  3. sec_monkey

    sec_monkey SM Security Administrator

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  4. duane

    duane Monkey+++

    Interesting poems, but I prefer Mathew 16:26 and think that has much more meaning at this time of the year. Merry Christmas to all.
  5. Oddcaliber

    Oddcaliber Monkey+++

    I'll run with that! Merry Christmas you Monkey's.
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  6. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    Merry Christmas @Yard Dart very lovely words above.
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  7. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey Site Supporter++

    Oddly off topic in a thread titled "Merry Christmas Monkeys!!!" but Merry Christmas Monkeys!!!
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  8. Bandit99

    Bandit99 Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    Yes, indeed, Merry Christmas to you all. Actually, this is my 3rd Christmas since I've been back and certainly starting off to be the best as currently snowing, woodstove fire shining bright, niece called me from far off distant lands, and Trump and crew just cut the UN budget by $285M and in celebration I've dosed the morning tea with a large dollop of Bailey's... "God bless us, every one!"

    And, for those, like me, that don't know @duane 's reference to Matthew 16:26 "What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul?" Or, "what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?" I think very appropriate for a day like today but also appropriate the entire year.
  9. duane

    duane Monkey+++

    Sorry about that my dad and granddad always did that, quote a verse and make me look it up and read it for myself. I don't know if it was their trick to get me to read the Bible, or get reading it and continue to read the "rest of the story" as Mr Harvey always said.
    Merry Christmas to you Bandit99 and may God bless us with your continued presence and Thank you for your service. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanuka, Happy Holiday's, to all the monkeys.
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  10. Bandit99

    Bandit99 Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    @duane "quote a verse and make me look it up"
    LOL! I knew exactly what you were doing as that was exactly what was done to me all the time as a child! LOL! For spelling or definition of words...always. And, it helped as I would then have to look them up in the dictionary and it helped to remember them. Later in life, I used the exact same method on my niece when she started to learn English and within two years she was damn near fluent - well - she certainly speaks better English than I do Russian. So, no problem, duane and now I know Matthew 16:26...which is a nice present for Christmas day. Merriest of Christmases to you and yours!
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  11. Kingfish

    Kingfish Self Reliant

    Merry survival Christmas , May your shelves be stocked , your house warms and your ammo dry.
  12. runswithdogs

    runswithdogs Monkey+++

    Merry Christmas All
    May your tummys be full, your feet be warm and your sleep be restful :)

    And your doggys not carpet fart bomb the room & then walk out pretending its nothing to do with them..... :eek:

    (Sometimes I wonder just why I got a mastiff.....:rolleyes:)
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  13. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey Site Supporter++

    Even our cats crop dust us from time to time :eek: and act like this :whistle:
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