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Methods to Defeat Law Enforcement Crowd Control

Discussion in 'Survival Reading Room' started by VisuTrac, May 26, 2012.

  1. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

  2. tulianr

    tulianr Don Quixote de la Monkey

    They didn't list the best idea. Everybody get naked and slather themselves in lard. Let's see them grab you and put you in the paddy wagon then.
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  3. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    And if the people showed up armed at these events, I wonder how many police will be willing to assert their "no protest zone" tactics on a peaceful people or incite hostilities with undercover agents to provoke reason for their head bashing?
  4. NotSoSneaky

    NotSoSneaky former supporter

    Ya know, with enough perky co-ed's that could be fun.[stirpot]
  5. ditch witch

    ditch witch resident bacon hoarder Site Supporter+

    Probably be more like People of Walmart.
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  6. tulianr

    tulianr Don Quixote de la Monkey

    You didn't have to go there. Let a guy have his fantasies. When I shuddered, thinking of them Walmart queens, slathered in lard, I almost spilled my drink into my keyboard.
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  7. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    Yeah, I'd bet 97% of the American population would not look good 'oiled' - noticed I saved 3% for the patriots ;)
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  8. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

    Cannot think of any reason I would be in a riot force. If forced into it then one should have over whelming odds in their favor. The LEOs practice their tactics and have plenty of backup in case the situation goes south. A riot is nearly impossible to organize/coordinate/ or control by it's very nature. That is where they fail.
  9. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Wonderful distraction, all the same --
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  10. Redneck Rebel

    Redneck Rebel Monkey++

    Depends... are we cool with public intoxication or no?
  11. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

  12. ditch witch

    ditch witch resident bacon hoarder Site Supporter+

    Once upon a time, in a land only a few hours away, there lived a little old man who liked to dress up in strappy, sexy platform sandals and dangly earrings. One day, whilst mulling over the differences between Cover Girl and Maybelline, the little old man asked me which foundation would best cover up his 5 o'clock shadow. As he held out his current selections for my judgement, I realized that I had a pair of strappy, sexy platform sandals exactly like the ones he was wearing.

    Walmart. Where Every Day is Halloween.
  13. tc556guy

    tc556guy Monkey++

    Nothing that combative inmates have tried since forever, using vaseline
  14. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    is this considered "oiled up" and ready to riot?
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