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Mexican style

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by E.L., Oct 25, 2007.

  1. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Mexican from El Paso found himself in Lubbock and decided to approach a prostitute down on 17th & Row

    He asked her, "How much do you charge for the hour?"

    "$100", she replied.

    "Do you do Mexcan style?" he asked.

    Not knowing exactly what this was, she refused.

    He tried to sweeten the deal and said, "I'll pay you $300 to do it Mexcan style."

    Again she declined.

    Being the persistent type, he laid down a final offer, "I'll give you $500 to go Mexcan style with me! "What do you say?"

    Finally she agrees, thinking; "Well I've been in the game for over ten years now.

    I've been there and done that, and had every kind of request from weirdo's from all over the world. How kinky could Mexcan style be?"

    After an hour of every possible way and position, she turned to him and said, "That was fantastic, but I was expecting something perverted and disgusting?"

    "Where does the 'Mexcan style' come in?"

    The Mexican popped a can of beer and replied, "I pay you next Wednesday when I get my check"
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