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michael jackson died of a broken heart

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by homeshow, Jun 26, 2009.

  1. homeshow

    homeshow Monkey++

    Michael Jackson died of a broken heart at the age of 50. Because McCauley Culkin decided to start sleeping with men his own age.
  2. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    I just heard it was food poisoning, I understand he ate some 11 year old nuts.....
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    I heard his heart just couldn't Beat It anymore.
  4. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    The autopsy today revealed that he had extremely high amounts of plastic in him. So instead of burying him they are going to melt him down and turn him into a Lego set.

    Then little boys can play with him for a change.
  5. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    O--- M-- G!!
    Weeping and wiping, eyes, glasses and monitor. [lolol][lolol][lolol]

  6. magicfingers

    magicfingers Monkey+++

    Macdonalds is also adding a new sandwich to thier menue in honor of michael jackson; it's going to be made from 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns...
  7. vegasrandall

    vegasrandall Monkey+++

    they are going to put his ashes in a etch-a-sketch so the little kids can still twiddle his knob.
  8. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    [fnny][fnny][fnny][fnny]Uh storing his ashes in a cardboard tube so he can forever be " The thrillah in manilla"????

    Sorry that was a tragic failure( awful...)
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