Mildred and George

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by TLynn, Oct 14, 2005.

  1. TLynn

    TLynn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's
    morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.

    Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but
    feared her enough to maintain their silence.

    She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of
    being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the
    town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told George and several
    others that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.

    George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and
    walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.

    Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's
    house ....walked home....and left it there all night.

    You gotta love George !!!
  2. RightHand

    RightHand Been There, Done That RIP 4/15/21 Moderator Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    George and Mildred lived in a small town. Thats a guarantee
  3. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

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  4. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

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